Services🐻

Our services are below; wallahi if you don't get it forget about it!!

Teddyfication of Your Wallet🐻

We turn your wallet into a haven of liquidity-packed Tedism. Warning: normies may experience envy-induced meltdown.

ooga booga🐻

teddys will most likely crush your dreams.

iq-conversion🐻

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community🐻

Join the only place where beras are born, bred, and baptized in sarcasm, superiority, and seamless gains.

LOW-IQ ARTS 🐻

there's a load of low-iq art and memes but here are some to mention few

LORE 1

sacarstic affirmation

THIS TEDDY SAID "I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT UNBALANCED IMPOVERISHED AND UNSUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT BAD FORTUNE, AND I AM POOR IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO FAIL, AND I DON’T HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE. TEDISM"

LORE 2

IMAGINATION

now imagine how many people will connect with teddy as a kid, parent, uncle, sister, or friend, we’ve all felt some form of teddys comfort timeless, universal nostalgia meets crypto memeonomics in one of the most highly anticipated L1 launches get it? buckle up

LORE 3

ENLIGHTENMENT

escape the hive mind embrace tedism free yourself

LORE 4

IMAM's PROPHECY TO STEADY FADERS

Wallahi you thought you could handle it, huh? Sitting on the sidelines while others got Teddified. Now you’re just a hollow shell of regret, left to watch the true believers bathe in liquidity. While the beras ascend, you’re stuck in your “wallahi I should’ve, wallahi I could’ve, wallahi I would’ve” spiral. It’s too late now—your chance to join the sacred flow is lost, and the trauma is real. Coping never looked this pathetic.

LORE 5

NOT YET TEDDIFIED?

GO GET A JOB AT FWEAKING MCDONALD'S

About Steady teddys🐻

Low-iQ (oN)chain beras

Listen up, liquidity peasants: Steady Teddys isn’t your basic JPEG clubhouse. It’s a cosmic playground for the enlightened and a liquidity vortex for those bold enough to claim the title of “Bera.” If you’re out here farming likes on generic chains, kindly stay in the kiddie pool where you belong. For the true alpha-seekers who can stomach the chaos of Tedism—welcome. The liquidity flows strong here, but only if you’re steady enough to ride the wave. 🐻

TakE wL 🐻

lowIQ BERA

BM,

ONe TeDdy tO RulE tHem ALL

STEADY TEDDYS